White Collar Prison – The Satire Album America Needs for Election Season

Political scandals and financial debacles have become all too common, and White Collar Prison enters the scene with a satirical edge that captures the absurdity of modern-day white-collar crime. Created by Neil Garguilo and Gregory James Jenkins, this 26-track musical album offers a humorous yet insightful critique of the justice system, portrayed through the farcical journey of Congressman Richard Dutch. The concept of White Collar Prison originated in the early days of the pandemic when Neil Garguilo found himself engrossed in Fyre Festival documentaries. This fascination led him down a rabbit hole of infamous white-collar criminals and their cushy penitentiary experiences. Simultaneously, the Donald Trump controversies provided additional inspiration for Garguilo and Jenkins, who envisioned a musical that would satirize the inequities of the justice system.

White Collar Prison skillfully blends humor with criticism, targeting the discrepancies in how justice is applied to the wealthy. The album was introduced with the duo’s debut track, “If It’s Not Too Much Trouble (You’re Going to Jail),” a tongue-in-cheek anthem that sets the tone for the entire musical. With lyrics that mockingly apologize for the inconvenience of incarcerating a rich criminal, the song highlights the privileged treatment often afforded to white-collar offenders.

The musical centers on Congressman Richard Dutch, a composite character representing numerous real-life figures who have evaded justice through wealth and influence. Dutch’s comedic journey through the so-called justice system offers a biting portrayal of how money and power can shield individuals from the full consequences of their actions. Dutch is depicted not as a villainous mastermind, but as a naive child in a man’s body, cluelessly navigating the repercussions of his crimes. This characterization, brought to life by Jenkins’ performance, adds a humorous layer that enhances the satirical impact.

The album features an impressive ensemble cast, including talents from both television and Broadway. Performers like Lucas Grabeel and Mary Birdsong bring their unique flair to the project, elevating the musical to new heights. Lauren Evans, in particular, stands out in her role as the judge, delivering a performance that balances earnest authority with satirical undertones. The creation of White Collar Prison was a collaborative and creative process. Garguilo and Jenkins spent countless hours refining their vision, ensuring that each song and character contributed to the overarching satire.

As White Collar Prison makes its debut, Garguilo and Jenkins are already planning their next project. Their ultimate goal is to bring White Collar Prison from album to stage, where its satirical brilliance can be fully realized in a live setting. For now, they invite listeners to enjoy the album and reflect on the absurdities of the justice system it humorously critiques.

Cast List of White Collar Prison

Music by: Gregory James Jenkins

Book and Lyrics by: Neil Garguilo

Gregory James Jenkins – Composer Instagram (@gregtronic)
Neil Garguilo – Book and Lyrics Instagram (@neilgarguilo)
Lucas Grabeel – Burt Bonnaroo Instagram (@mrgrabeel)
Alex Lewis – Gizmo Guccini Instagram (@i8athumbtack)
Rob Cantor – Cornelius Vanderock Instagram (@robcantor)
Marty Shannon – Rudy Giuliani Instagram (@marty_shannon)
Mary Birdsong – Susan Dutch Instagram (@marybirdsongofficial)
Tommy Bechtold – Prisoner #1 Instagram (@tommybechtold)
Zabeth Russell – Daughter Friend Finder Spokeswoman, 50k Lady, Parole Board Officer #2, Parole Board Officer #3 Instagram (@thatzabeth)
Lauren Evans – The Judge Instagram (@thereallevans)
Chris Alvarado – Bobby Brandies Instagram (@chrisalvarado)
Brian James O’Connell – Prisoner #3 Instagram (@b3oc)
Dwayne Colbert – 50k Spokesman Instagram (@dcolbert01)
Julia Piker – The Guard Instagram (@juliapiker)
Ryan Stout – Twin Pet Spokesman Instagram (@stoutsider)
Sean Cowhig – Prisoner #2 Instagram (@seasncowhig)
Lloyd Ahlquist – Perry McKnight Instagram (@epiclloydofficial)
Kristin Sanchez – Cocktail Waitress, Pre-Sorry Spokeswoman Instagram (@siren16x)
Adrianne Dayle – Parole Board Member #1, Background Vocals Instagram (@adriannedayle)
Faith Graham – Stephanie Instagram (@grahams_of_faith)
Marc Lessman – Doo Wop Prisoner
Charlee Marie – Stacy
Kip Smedley – Sound Design Instagram (@kipatronic)